Tweets

    xbustedxmcflyx:

    do you ever use music as a way to measure time


    teenagedfricks:

    Make Me Choose: 5sosstyleguide asked Luke’s Star Raglan Tees or Michael’s Idiot Clothes


    (Source: peetaspaintedmemories)

    theongreywind:

    pasni-c:

    thegirl0nfire:

    don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

    DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

    don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

    dont make friends

    glad we sorted that out guys

    This is literally the plot of the perks of being a wallflower

    (Source: littlemoretouchmearchive)

    lukehemmoh:

    It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 


    erpsicle:

    birdsbirds:

    hookteeth:

    DUCKS DO IT TOO

    good news, everyone.

    oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

    so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

    (Source: onlylolgifs)


    sassy as fuck

    (Source: sgtbuckybrnes)

    idrials:

    whenever i feel sad, i remember that thorin oakenshield named his pony minty, and then i don’t feel sad anymore


    unihornwithawormstache:

    lucifer-incarnate:

    holy-super-who-lock:

    averypottermormon:

    I feel this on a spiritual level

    is that Death from Supernatural?

    I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING


    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.

    This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.

    (Source: mojaskarb)

    rumbellehasthephonebox:

    kittykitpanda:

    rumbellehasthephonebox:

    kittykitpanda:

    Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

    Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.

    Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

    Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.


    best of britt


    (Source: samiferist)