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    gutsygumshoe:

    one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

    THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck


    (Source: goldenstories)

    deershadow:

    I’m the kind of reader who can read nothing in two years or a whole book in a few hours. there is no in between.


    frodogirl13:

    Is this supernatural

    (Source: zerosara)


    deans-pudding:

    “oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

    For those who don’t know the story behind this:

    Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

    i cant handle this 

    (Source: wigglytuffs)


    samandriel:

    Come not between a dragon and his wrath.

    Guys I’m not even gonna lie to you but I stared at this photoset and for a moment I was like “it’s weird that they only ever have animated or CGI dragons and they don’t use real ones”

    (Source: thorsodinson)


    casuallyhuntingthings:

    castiel-knight-of-hell:

    menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

    tardis-mind-palace:

    angelproofed:

    How Dean Winchester says I love you.

    I JUST REALISED HE NEVER ACTUALLY SAYS IT OH SHIT LET ME DIE

    HE HAS ONLY EXPLICITLY SAID IT ONCE ON CANON AND IT WAS ON DARK SIDE OF THE MOON WHEN HE WAS IN HIS PRE-MARY’S DEATH HEAVEN AND HE HUGS HER AND TELLS HER HE LOVES HER RIP MY HEART OUT PLEASE

    and he was repeating what he’d said to her when he was 4. So Dean Winchester hasn’t said I love you since he was 4 years old

    Wow I didn’t think this could get more depressing

    (Source: kevinballl)


    irontemple:

    mistersailor:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    FUCK

    I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.

    algrenion:

    overlypolitebisexual:

    whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

     

    • Friend : I broke up with him
    • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
    • Friend : We are back together
    • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

    bleachdalilah:

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    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    PLEASE EXPLAIN